( surprisingly gentle )

Because is there anything better than a dangerous, potentially deadly stoic whose one weakness is their sweet, harmless object of affection? Especially if the latter has the former wrapped around their finger, knowingly or otherwise.

To avoid tl;dr - suddenly, a wild weakness approaches! Their attempt to turn you into a puddle of goo at the knees, whether purposeful or not, is very effective.

This meme is pretty shamelessly for fluff of the gen or shipping variety, opening up, dokis, and also more dokis.
Respond with your character, preferences, what role you'd like to play if it matters, and any other info.
Then, respond to others.

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guess the body count!

Rather than telling us your count, leave a blank top-level for others to respond to with their best guess. Closest guesser gets a prize! ...Wait, what? What do you mean there's no prize?

HOW to JOIN

Post your character with some prefs if you choose.
Other people guess your character's body count based on looks alone!
Let 'em know if they're right or keep 'em guessing.
Prizes optional.

firstofherusername posting in

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the demon's bride

You lit all the right candles. Chanted the right incantation with correct punctuation. You dotted ever i to summon a being from hell…

...only you didn’t read the fine print, and not every contract is signed in ink. You’re now bonded to the demon, too, in a way you never dreamed.

Till death do you part...

‧ somehow, your character has either purposefully or accidentally summoned a demon (or is the demon) that requires a romantic/sexual component.
‧ let us know what role you'd like to play.
‧ tag here and there.

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dear_player

If there is even the slightest chance I may see my friends here, then I am most certainly "game," as the youths say!

Oh how I long to tell them all how terribly I've missed them. Heaven is quite lovely and all, but it's rather difficult to enjoy paradise without the ones you hold most dear.

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WOKE UP MARRIED

You wake up somewhere...strange. You don't remember the previous night. In fact, you may not recognize what's going on at all.

Also, you're sharing the bed with someone else. You may not recognize them. You probably don't. They may not be your preferred gender or species. It doesn't matter, because you have matching rings on your fingers - or whatever you have that approximates a finger - that can mean only one thing.

You got married!
How to Play:
Make a top-level with character and canon, preferences, all that jazz.
Tag others.
You're now married. Congrats? Or here's a map to the courthouse, if you wanna get that annulled. Expect you'll have to untangle yourself from your spouse and figure out what the hell just happened.

mistletoeings posting in

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mistletoe meme 🎄💋✨

you know the drill. but just in case you don't, the festive plant that hangs around, makes puppies sick, and is a good excuse for a little kissu.

1) basic. it's a christmas party. someone thought it'd be funny. oh no, here we both are. you know what that means! ha ha. we don't have to, but i'm down. jk... unless???

2) magic. some unknown force is trapping you under this plant until tonsil hockey occurs. you don't have to like it, but you do have to play. or stand there forever, see if i care!

3) extra strength. you wouldn't want to play this silly mistletoe game, usually, only for some reason you can't quite resist. what's a little kiss? and once you start, it's just like pringles... ya it is a seasonal sex pollen what do u want from me

4) wildcard. do whatever you want babes! mistletoe but it makes you big mad for some reason. everything is normal but the plant is FAKE AND GLITTERY and that's against the spirit of things. mistletoe but it is an alternate universe in the tradition is to fight instead. mistletoe but they agree to very sedate cheek kisses cuz they're just friends. chase ur bliss 💋

memeboogeyman posting in

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love letters + shipping texts meme

comment with your character.
other people will reply to you.
your characters (in a relationship, in love, in some sort of attraction that gravitates around the other, in idk 'love' is a many-splendored thing) are commanicating via: passionate confessions written on parchment, furtive notes scrawled in code, passive-aggressive post-it notes, messages carved in trees, smoke signals, instant messages on space age computers, text messages complete with lovey-dovey pictures, whatever!
have fun!

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FUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist

You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.

how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️

pursuesgold posting in

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She...hasn't forgotten about me.

[ His voice is almost breathless, awed, as he plays the message over in his mind. Eyes flicker as he tries to hold onto every word, every sound. His mind lingers on her voice, a gentleness he's unused to... Her salutation...

'Dearest Albedo'...

Dearest... He scoffs. ]

What a thing to say...

[ And yet, he keeps repeating it over and over in his head. Dearest. Dearest. Dearest, dearest, dearest, dearestdearestdearestdearestdearest--

a shaky exhale as he closes his eyes. In spite of himself, his cheeks are flushed. ]

I...do truly need to think.

[ He's so unused to feeling, let alone this intensely. Returning to the comfort of his own analytical musings would be a welcome respite. ]

Current Mood: overwhelmed

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Current Mood: overwhelmed

torine posting in

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Tell us everything you ate yesterday.

Respond to others in person, through text, etc.

Tasty? Healthy? Cooked or readymade? Describe your meal in exceptional detail.

If anyone's hungry - offer them some restaurant-style grub!

vibez posting in

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the AGE GAP meme
( trigger warning )

alkali posting in

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THE ALPHA/BETA/OMEGA MEME

In our world, sexual roles are commonly defined by genders -- male or female or other, by sexualities -- gay or straight, bi or asexual or in-between. But what if they were defined by something else entirely?

Alpha/Beta/Omegaverse is a fusion of fanfiction tropes and animalistic behavior. In this world, sexual roles are divided into three categories: the Alphas (the dominant, the protective and the aggressive), the Betas (ordinary humans) and the Omegas (submissive, fertile and able to carry children).

RESOURCES:
Fanlore on the Alpha/Beta/Omegaverse
Alphas, Betas and Omegas: A primer.

CONTENT WARNING: Below the cut contains descriptions of animalistic sexual behavior as applied to humans, situations of dubious consent, explicit situations, mpreg, and scenarios of societal oppression. Click with caution!

ROLES:
1 - The Alpha.
* Stereotypically type A personalities.
* Anatomically: Males have a penis; females may have a penis in addition to a vagina.
* Alphas knot their mates, meaning that the base of the penis swells and locks them inside their mate while they produce copious amounts of semen in an effort to breed.
* Strong sense of smell.
* Near an Omega in heat, they experience a compulsion to mate that is almost impossible to overcome.
* Alphas may go into rut, which is their equivalent of Omega heat, and drives them to mate.

2 - The Beta.
* Ordinary human being.
* Males have penises; females have vaginas.
* Can mate to anyone.
* Might be able to smell hormones of Omegas and Alphas, but will not be overwhelmingly affected by them.

3 - The Omega.
* Stereotypically submissive, quiet, intelligent and less physically able.
* Female anatomy is similar to Betas; males are self-lubricating and may have either an external or internal vaginal setup.
* Regularly go into heat, which involves being overcome by the urge to mate. They are unable to consent while in heat.
* May be made compliant by a bite to the neck. However, that may also induce a mating bond.
* Often regarded as second-class citizens or prizes to be won.

SITUATIONS:
1 - Bonding - Love at first sight. You've spotted your soulmate. You can smell them, you can feel them, you know that they'll be with you until the end of your days. Unless there's something between the two of you. It could be age - maybe one of you has to wait until the other has reached maturity. It could be that the bond is one-sided, and the other has yet to fall in love. It could be an unwanted bond, or society could have divided you into different places. Is your love strong enough to conquer?

2 - Heat/Rut - The need is coming on you strong. Everyone for a half-mile around can smell it. Better find someone to ride it out with, or hole yourself up in a room with a few bottles of water and a durable sex toy. And you'd better hope that there isn't someone out there who will take advantage of your pliable state. Best case scenario, there might be a Beta who can take care of you, or fend off anyone too predatory.

3 - Pregnancy - Whether through a heat or not, you're pregnant. Congratulations - or condolences. Is it time to start a family, or time to start panicking?

4 - Suppressants - You're using suppressants to keep yourself on an even hormone cycle, skipping heats, or maybe pretending to pass as a different class of society. After all, Omegas might want to be in the military, where they're not usually allowed - or an Alpha might want to take a job in a university or as a nurse. Shouldn't they be allowed to, if their hormones are suppressed? Just hope that you don't miss a dose.

5 - Mistaken Identity - That friend that you always thought was an Alpha, or an Omega, or a neutral Beta, turns out to be something entirely different, and your world is turned absolutely upside down. Does it challenge your preconceptions? Or does it just ruin the balance between you two?

6 - Unlikely Pairs - After all, there's no actual reason that Alphas have to mate with Omegas. Maybe two Omegas can satisfy each other. Or two Alphas. Or your intended mate could easily be a Beta. Maybe this is just about breaking out of your pre-established role and becoming something new.

7 - Manifestation - In some cases, an individual may not know they are Omega, Beta or Alpha until their first heat/rut/manifestation, usually happening in early teen years. It may take you by surprise; it may be a blessing, or may be a deep disappointment.

8 - Other - Adventures in getting jobs, making families, fighting bad guys, and anything else you can come up with!

firstofherusername posting in

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wheel of (mis)fortune meme

‧ post with your characters, preferences, limits.
‧ responders spin the wheel, deciding what delicious disaster will debilitate your character(s).
‧ look upon your works and despair.

unsentguardian posting in

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Seems I still won't be getting any rest.

Fine. I'll see where this takes me.

depletes posting in

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CRINGE

Could the gods cook up any worst torment than the feeling you get as you lay in bed and remember all the embarrassing foibles you got up to in eleventh grade?

Ah. Ahahahaha. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news...

HOW TO PLAY
○ NO BLANK COMMENTS. They'll get the chop!
○ Your character must share their personal cringiest moments to Bakerstreet as a unit.
○ Surely those gathered here will be a sensitive, gentle bunch that won't rub any salt into past traumatic wounds. I'd put money on it.

moosejuice posting in

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bucket list.

- list a few experiences your character would like to...well, experience!
- maybe someone volunteers to check off a few of those boxes, huh?

reigun posting in

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DEFEND OR DEJECT

how to play
- comment with your guy.
- guys tell you if they'd swear to protect yours with their life or leave them by the road to rot.
-or maybe they'd be the opp trying to blow up your character's spot idk.

aschmoozerandadummy posting in

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( Season 2 spoilers )

asoftermeme posting in

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touch them, I'll kill you

For those of us who vibe with a very specific brand of overprotectiveness.HOW TO— Comment with your character and any preferences.
— Roll the dice.
— Let the bodies hit the floor.

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Manwë Súlimo

Justice is not Healing.

Healing cometh only by suffering and patience.

Reading

The secret is that I'm the favorite

more than 10? more than 100??

The secret circle

Big weird lonely snake guy

Woke up married

WOKE UP MARRIED

halfway point for weekly mistletoe

My ins are boxing

fmk

[Crossposted to d_m] Witch's Homework hit muse and mun with an unexpected punch to the feels /yel

[Voice Test] Witch's Homework hit muse and mun with an unexpected punch to the feels /yel

WHAT DID YOU EAT YESTERDAY? a show and tell meme

Age gap

a/b/o meme

Tragedy

Voice testing. Canon is Final Fantasy X. OTA

I am cringe but I am free

bucket list

fight me? more like fight for me.

this spider is not amused

Touch and die

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